Reasons

Next weekend is going to be the best weekend ever for the following reasons:
-Jimmy Johns eating contest
-Free Everclear concert
-33 & 1/3 oz beers & beer cheese in Gatlinburg
-Rednecks & mullets in BOTH Charlotte & Pigeon Forge
-Harrah's Cherokee Casino
-KRYSTAL.  pickles, onions, cheese that brings ya to your knees.
-Outlet shopping!  This girl needs like 5 new pairs of shoes.

God bless you Memorial Day Weekend!